joke 05

Fly Me to the Moon
On an airplane, I overheard a stewardess talking to an elderly couple in
front of me…

Learning that it was the couple’s 50th wedding anniversary, the flight
attendant congratulated them and asked how they had done it.

“It all felt like five minutes,” the gentleman said slowly.

The stewardess had just begun to remark on what a sweet statement that was,
when he finished his sentence with two words that earned him a sharp smack
on the head:

“… under water!”