Joke

A joke is a question, short story, or depiction of a situation made with the intent of being humorous. To achieve this end, jokes may employ irony, sarcasm, word play and other devices. Jokes may have a punchline that will end the sentence to make it humorous.

Jokes have a generic meaning of verbal humor, including one-liners, riddles, and other things that make us laugh; but the joke is also a form, a funny, made-up story with a punchline told by one person. A joke is distinguished from an anecdote, which may be a funny story and have a punchline, but is about a real or true incident. Because it is a form of story, the joke has some of the attributes of a story, such as a beginning, middle, and end. The beginning is the set-up for the joke. While the setting, mood, and tone of, say, a short story or novel are established over time, these elements are often compressed into as little as a single sentence in a joke.

Joke- Funny Short Forms of IT Companies

1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT 2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output 3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses 4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions 5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems 6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping 7. BAAN: Beggars Association And Nerds 8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines 9. SATYAM: Sad And [...]

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A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and asks, “if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog’s owner?” The lawyer [...]

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How man select the girl they want to marry….. A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a *total makeover*. She goes [...]

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Saying the right thing at right time. Priceless Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered [...]

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new employee and MD A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice from the other side responded: “You fool, you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking [...]

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SUPERMANRAHUL ASKED RAVI THAT WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN AND A SUPERMAN.RAVI SAID THAT A MAN WEARS HIS UNDERWEAR UNDER HIS HIS TROUSERS AND A SUPERMAN WEARS IT OUTSIDE HIS TROUSERS

Kids joke

KIDS THINK QUICKLY==================TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.MARIA : Here it is!TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?CLASS : Maria!___________________________________________________________TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?FRANK : Because of the sign.TEACHER : What sign?FRANK : The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”___________________________________________________________TEACHER : John, why are you doing [...]

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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read,stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream,cry, howl in pain and [...]

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taylor – the most popular guy in the worldBill and Taylor walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Taylor goes up to order and the cashier greets him with “Hello Taylor! How are you? Hey everybody! Taylor’s here!” Everybody in the restaurant [...]

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I heard my wife crying in the bathroom. “Honey? What’s wrong” I asked.“Oh, George! Just look at me: I’m getting so old! I have more gray in my hair than blonde, I have varicose veins on both of my legs, and I’m just fat and wrinkled all over! I really need someone to say something [...]

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Sex Therapy – Florida Style A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist’s office.The doctor asks, “What can I do for you?”The man says, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?”The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice [...]

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Wise Old Man A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily [...]

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After many months of trying to make ends meet, one California couple decided that the only way they were going to get any extra cash was to have the old lady start hooking. Early the next morning the wife comes home looking very haggard and worn out. The husband guiltily asks how she did, and [...]

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Strangers on a Train A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy. “I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong, you have to pay me [...]

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Joke 14 At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people refer to apenis in their countries.The wife of Tony Blair says in England peoplecall it a gentleman, because it stands up whenwomen are entering.The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you callit a patriot, because you never know [...]

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An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he [...]

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Walked Into a Bar I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brings out a guy who looks just like me. Posted in Comedy, Entertainment, Funny, Funny Jokes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Humour, Joke,…Please visit the site to read the rest. Thank you,

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Fly Me to the MoonOn an airplane, I overheard a stewardess talking to an elderly couple infront of me…Learning that it was the couple’s 50th wedding anniversary, the flightattendant congratulated them and asked how they had done it.“It all felt like five minutes,” the gentleman said slowly.The stewardess had just begun to remark on what [...]

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Shipwrecked A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island. One morning, the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree and yelled, “Stop making love down there!”“What’s the matter with you?” the husband said when the sailor climbed down. ‘”We weren’t making love.”“Sorry,” said the sailor, “From up [...]

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An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.Dear Bubba:I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I [...]